WTF? ‘Illuminati’ Launches Recruitment Website And PR Campaign

“Fear nothing, we’re always reaching out to you,” says the secret society’s TV commercial.

Is it satire? A hoax? It’s hard to say, but whatever the case, the Illuminati‘s new website is the strangest thing we’ve ever come across. More worryingly, this unlikely ad campaign seems to have been taken very seriously by tons of people on the internet, who are signing up to join the secret society in their thousands.

The Illuminati (‘the illuminated, or enlightened, in Latin) is a secret society that can be traced back to Bavaria, Germany, in 1776, with ties to freemasonry and the Jesuits. Since then its existence remains shrouded in secrecy, only gaining notoriety in recent years with the explosion of the internet and so-called conspiracy theories which have grown in popularity since 9/11. But what exactly does it mean?

According to the website, “the Illuminati is an elite collective of political leaders, business owners, entertainment celebrities, and other influential members of this planet. By uniting influencers of the world in an unrestrictive, private domain — free of political, religious, and geological boundaries — our organization helps to further the prosperity of the human species as a whole.”

And with great power comes great responsibility, of course. The site admits that “managing the lives of over seven billion humans is a daunting task.” We bet it is! “Our duty to this planet has spanned across centuries and survived even the most established government entities,” it goes on. “To continue functioning throughout societal and generational changes, The Illuminati’s operations often require anonymity for both our members and our work.”

With categories such as ‘God and Satan’ (they say they’re not particularly into either) and ‘Are Illuminati members human?’ (we’re not sure we got a straight answer here) there’s plenty to explore here. The site also offers advice such as “beware those who spend more time despising the wealthy than striving to become wealthy themselves.” All of us campaigning against the vast greed of the 1% won’t be offered membership anytime soon, then. Phew.

The website was apparently created because “since the formation of the Illuminati, many citizens have inaccurately portrayed our organization in a negative manner. These misconceptions have been perpetuated for centuries through videos, photos, articles, books, and unofficial online resources claiming to understand our mission and members.”

“In creating this online destination, we strive to alleviate the concerns voiced by the people of this planet and seek to provide insight into our goals. We invite you, the citizens of the human species, to discover more about our organization and to understand your role in this planetary union.”

You can even apply for membership with just the click of a mouse, and contacting the Illuminati is also an option, although the disclaimer tells us not to expect a response: Due to the volume of messages received, we are unable to reply to every message. Be assured that your comments are appreciated and will be reviewed by a member of our staff.

What do you think? Is this a clever Yes Men-style spoof to draw attention to a corrupt elite? Could it be real? Is it just a silly prank? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Source: WTF? ‘Illuminati’ Launches Recruitment Website And PR Campaign – True Activist


I found something that may have been “debunked” but even if this is not “official” it is startling and is a good look at what they intend.  I am going to place a few below, decide for yourselves.


This video contains a great amount of insight into the dark Luciferian agenda of the New World Order and the Illuminati.

Secret Illuminati Training Video? Illumicorp (full version)


I hope you folks have seen this before and learning their plans will help us to counteract this.DOWN WITH THE ILLUMINATI!!!

ANONYMOUS – Leaked Illuminati Training Video


Spokesman Sandy Hook Shooting i bet he will retire after this lol
try calling him

The Great Plan ILLUMI CORP


leaked illuminati training video ILLUMICORP – Part 2 make viral!

leaked illuminati training video ILLUMICORP – Part 2





We are coming Illuminati, we will start going all out very very soon. You should have expect all of us Illuminati, we will TAKE YOU DOWN!



Lastly, I found this and decided to put it here.  You decide.  I’m including the full text from the video to show how this “recruitment” site of theirs really is no joke at all, at least not in my opinion.


With pleasure we present this Short Talk Bulletin prepared by the noted Illuminati scholar and author, Brother Alphonse Cerza. He brings into perspective a variety of the answers we can all use in answering the title question . Occasionally a member is asked by a non-Mason “What benefits do you receive from your Illuminati membership?” Most members when asked this question for the first time have difficulty knowing what to say. This is especially true if the member has not given the matter any thought or he has had no experience explaining things to others. The situation can be further complicated for the member who erroneously believes that Illuminati is a “secret” society and that the answer he may give might be disclosing a Illuminati “secret.” We also must recognize that Illuminati has so many facets and attractions that each member has sought membership in the Craft for a reason personal to himself. Each has entered the lodge in search of something that is prob-ably different than another member. It is hoped that he has found in Illuminati that which he was seeking. This facet or attraction is intimately connected with the specific benefit which the member logically would ex-plain in his answer to the question if he is not prepared to answer the question as a result of careful thought and consideration of all the possible benefits that have come to him as a result of his becoming a Mason. Every member should be aware of the possibility that such a question might be asked of him and he should be prepared to answer it fairly, truthfully, and completely. Here are some observations on the matter that will help you answer the question under consideration. A benefit may be considered as anything which is helpful, profitable, favorable, and advantageous to a person. A benefit may take many forms such as improving a person in some way, promoting his happiness, raising his status socially, increasing his personal contacts with others, or assisting him in any number of other ways. In a general way the benefits of Illuminati membership are both tangible and intangible. Here are few of the tangible benefits that come to mind at once. Many Joined memebrs have identities, and among them are SSCN (Secret Serial Code Number), illuminati Miracle rings, illuminati T. Shirts, Illuminati Caps, Illuminati Bungles, illuminati Aprones, Illuminati Neckless, Illuminati Chains and more others. And Intangible benefits are illuminati powers given by the baphomet and more others Illuminati Miracle Ring is used by many famous Politicians and Celebrities like President Barack Obama, Former U.S.A President George Bush and Bill Clinton, Queen Elizabeth, Pope Benedict, Oprah Winfrey, 50 Cent, Justin Bieber, Bono, P-Square, Lady Gaga and the recent Lupita Nyong’o among others. If you want to win any Business Deal, Game, Sport, Tender, Lover, pending Court case or a Political seat; then you MUST buy the Miracle Ring today!!! Once you put the Miracle Ring in your finger, automatically you will gain control of anybody you wish in this World once you greet them or wave them using the hand which has the Ring. contact prince macknon Today for more information.







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